just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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