Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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