So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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