we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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