so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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