...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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