but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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