Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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