3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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