were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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