I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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