He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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