just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
