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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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