the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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