dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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