im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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