His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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