16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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