I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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