Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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