The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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