I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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