Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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