Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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