porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
