what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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