what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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