Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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