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(734): View more from Michigan

I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.

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(626): View more from California

The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.

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(813): View more from Florida

Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny

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(519): View more from Ontario

There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.

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(305): View more from Florida

So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest

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(845): View more from New York

I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...

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