We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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