One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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