I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
there is puke in my bra ... again
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