just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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