She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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