I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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