College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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