obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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