How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she told me i tasted like america
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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