if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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