all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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