Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
don't judge my taste in strippers
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
