i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
