apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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