glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
