It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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