I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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