oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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