I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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