i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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