Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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