I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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