plz talk dirty to me
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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