I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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