I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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